Hey! Seen that Ad, y'know, the one with the guy who's singing that really bad song and playing it on his music system at the same time, really loud, and he's singing it really bad, and he's singing "Come on Baby Let's be Naughty, Come on Baby Let's do Party" and everybody's running away from him but he keeps on singing and then he says "Whatta Top Ka My Music My Wold My Papsi!". Yeah, that one. Man, those Coca-Cola guys sure get some good ideas!
And that one, with that girl, y'know the one who looks a little bit like a baby monkey (I mean, uh, in a good way) and she says she wants a Twist, and this guy hears her and says "Aao Twist KareN!" and then starts Walking Like An Egyptian, and then everybody starts Walking Like Egyptians, and then the mon- girl gets up and goes "Twist!?!" and everybody goes 'Oh, Right' and pretends the whole thing never happened, just like in real life!
And that other one, where the girl keeps saying "Mujhe Udna Hai", and walks around countrysides with books and scarves and things placed in aesthetic patterns saying "Mujhe Udna Hai", and "Jab Baki Sab Padh Rahe The, MaiN Toh Sapne Dekh Rahi Thi", and then "Mujhe Udna Hai", and then after some motivational music we see her all-grown-up as a , wait-for-it, it's-gonna-be-worth-it, an Air Hostess! Hah, you thought she was gonna be pilot didn't you? Me too? No, she's just a tag-along. Guess she should have studied back when she was dreaming of uding huh?
So Much For Ambition.
Notable Mention:
What's the Prograam!? US-Return Edition, (Where Do I Start)
'Thinking is a Waste of Time' Manly Bikes for Manly Men who do Manly Things,
Zataaaaaaak Gold,
Anti-Dandruff Shampoo - 'Khaas' MardoN Ke Liye,
(Boost is The Secret of My Energy) (What'd you call me?)
and
"MAIN BAN GAYA DHONI!"
Glossary:
Twist - n. Orange Cola, Unpopular Beverage
Twist - v. Embarassing Dance, See Things Only Tarantino Could Like
Walking Like An Egyptian - v. Another Embarassing Dance, See the Eighties [Restricted; For Scholarly or Military Use Only]
Walking Like Egyptians - pl. Embarassing For Everyone Involved [Remember: If You Don't Intervene, You're A Walker Yourself]
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2 comments:
You really should add the chatterjee bit to this post you know..
Great blogs!! I really know now whats happening in 'bollywood' sitting here in NZ i knw where to get all my hindi movie critiques from...awesome...Though i would love to watch bong connection and aapka suroor...coz sometimes mindless movies are just the thing you need after a long days work!! But i will definately look out for all bits mentioned...
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